The ugliness never ends.

Have I blessed you with these beauties?

A failed attempt at Christmas Cards....

Yes I am crossing one eye and not the other. Like joey in the background?
























My friend Jenni says Joey looks "special" in this picture. I think she's right.














Okay but the truth is we did get some really cute ones.... but for now.. I better stick with the ugly ones! :-)

Ugly Rachel as a man = REALLY UGLY RACHEL

These are halloween pics from last year :-) A friend and I dressed up as truck drivers!





Don't I look Bad A$$?

EWWWWW!!!

More ugly rachel!

In this picture I was shooting an engagement session with my SIL and I was laying on a rock and filming the couple below. But as you can see I was in a very unfortunate position when she snapped this picture....Thankfully everyone (and by everyone I mean my underwear) got out alive!

You might notice I'm missing a very important part of my smile eh? A few years back I broke part of this tooth on hard candy and had to have it pulled.. then the very next summer I broke the OTHER half of the tooth on... you guessed it, hard candy! (doh!). So I am now missing that beautiful molar until we can afford the $3000 to fix it! lol...
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And this picture only needs 3 words: BIGGEST. MOUTHS. EVER.
I rest my case.

Unnatural ugly rachel

As you can see there is NOTHING natural about these pics. But alas, they are still ugly.

The ugly tounge

Okay, so I have a really long, ugly tounge. See picture below.

I can also do very weird things with my tounge, such as lick my elbow (zoom in if you don't believe it!)

and pick my nose (comes in very handy at inopportune times! JK!!!!)

A shot in the butt

Thinking about getting the shot

About to get the shot

Getting the shot. ** bet you never thought you'd see this side of ugly rachel ha?