The ugly tounge

Okay, so I have a really long, ugly tounge. See picture below.

I can also do very weird things with my tounge, such as lick my elbow (zoom in if you don't believe it!)

and pick my nose (comes in very handy at inopportune times! JK!!!!)

A shot in the butt

Thinking about getting the shot

About to get the shot

Getting the shot. ** bet you never thought you'd see this side of ugly rachel ha?

by popular demand...

This sad looking Ugly Rachel photo was taken after I had some major dental work done. Needless to say I wasn't looking my best that day!

is it just me or does my body look way too big for my head?!?!?

The attack of the (ugly) Rachel

This is a true "attack of the Rachel" photo because as you can see, I am literally falling on this family and their baby as they try to get their photo taken. **no babies were harmed during the taking of this picture. (and I know the family!)

Apparently I felt the need to act as a big scary monster on the airplane. Hangs head in shame.


I fear for most of these, there are truly no words.

Yep. No words.

Again. I couldn't possibly come up with any words to describe this photo.

To Hat or not to Hat?

So when we were in Hawaii, I took this really cool sauve, sexy, beautiful picture of my sister.


Unfortunately when she tried to take one of me, the outcome was slightly less desirable! :-/

**I am aware that I look huge and naked in this picture. I assure you I am NOT NAKED :-)



I rest my case.

She's BAAAACKKK

Don't worry I haven't left! There's still plenty of ugly rachel pictures to post. Here goes!


These were taken by my 4 year old niece Ella!