The ugliness never ends.

Have I blessed you with these beauties?

A failed attempt at Christmas Cards....

Yes I am crossing one eye and not the other. Like joey in the background?
























My friend Jenni says Joey looks "special" in this picture. I think she's right.














Okay but the truth is we did get some really cute ones.... but for now.. I better stick with the ugly ones! :-)

Ugly Rachel as a man = REALLY UGLY RACHEL

These are halloween pics from last year :-) A friend and I dressed up as truck drivers!





Don't I look Bad A$$?

EWWWWW!!!

More ugly rachel!

In this picture I was shooting an engagement session with my SIL and I was laying on a rock and filming the couple below. But as you can see I was in a very unfortunate position when she snapped this picture....Thankfully everyone (and by everyone I mean my underwear) got out alive!

You might notice I'm missing a very important part of my smile eh? A few years back I broke part of this tooth on hard candy and had to have it pulled.. then the very next summer I broke the OTHER half of the tooth on... you guessed it, hard candy! (doh!). So I am now missing that beautiful molar until we can afford the $3000 to fix it! lol...
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And this picture only needs 3 words: BIGGEST. MOUTHS. EVER.
I rest my case.

Unnatural ugly rachel

As you can see there is NOTHING natural about these pics. But alas, they are still ugly.

The ugly tounge

Okay, so I have a really long, ugly tounge. See picture below.

I can also do very weird things with my tounge, such as lick my elbow (zoom in if you don't believe it!)

and pick my nose (comes in very handy at inopportune times! JK!!!!)

A shot in the butt

Thinking about getting the shot

About to get the shot

Getting the shot. ** bet you never thought you'd see this side of ugly rachel ha?

by popular demand...

This sad looking Ugly Rachel photo was taken after I had some major dental work done. Needless to say I wasn't looking my best that day!

is it just me or does my body look way too big for my head?!?!?

The attack of the (ugly) Rachel

This is a true "attack of the Rachel" photo because as you can see, I am literally falling on this family and their baby as they try to get their photo taken. **no babies were harmed during the taking of this picture. (and I know the family!)

Apparently I felt the need to act as a big scary monster on the airplane. Hangs head in shame.


I fear for most of these, there are truly no words.

Yep. No words.

Again. I couldn't possibly come up with any words to describe this photo.

To Hat or not to Hat?

So when we were in Hawaii, I took this really cool sauve, sexy, beautiful picture of my sister.


Unfortunately when she tried to take one of me, the outcome was slightly less desirable! :-/

**I am aware that I look huge and naked in this picture. I assure you I am NOT NAKED :-)



I rest my case.

She's BAAAACKKK

Don't worry I haven't left! There's still plenty of ugly rachel pictures to post. Here goes!


These were taken by my 4 year old niece Ella!

The worst offender

I think this one takes the cake. But I love the message is sends :-)

More uglies

These assortment of ugly pictures were taken during a family picture session in October :-)

Enjoy


Doesn't my sister look like she's having fun?!

I'm not sure....fonzy maybe?

I don't know either.

Close your mouth much?

Here it is... Ugly Rachel

This is a blog where I will be posting the ugly pictures I somehow manage to find myself in! I'm not sure if I'm just naturally ugly (though, I don't actually think I am that ugly) or somehow the camera hates me. Or maybe it's that when I see a camera aimed at me, I suddenly have the ridiculous urge to squish my fat cheeks, lips and eyebrows into the worst possible form.

Yes, perhaps I think that's it.

But here they are:

I'm not sure how this one happened ::Hangs head in shame::



I think I was laughing... maybe I shouldn't do that!



In this one, It was very windy outside and I was trying to lick the pinapple dole ice cream (See dole plantation in background) off my fingers. That's how this one happened.



In this lovely Ugly Rachel photo, I was trying to get into a tree that might make me look skinnier. However on the way up, I was finding myself falling down. You will notice the chins came out to say hi.


I don't know, what do you think?